Cheat Sheet: How to Read an Ingredient Label

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You don't need an app
to read an ingredient list.

Three questions that tell you whether a product was actually made carefully. They take about thirty seconds, and they work on a $6 drugstore lotion and a $58 boutique cream.

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What's inside

Six things I check
before I buy anything

  1. Water, with nothing preserving itAnd the five ingredients people mistake for a preservative that aren't one.
  2. A preservative that can't cover the whole jobIncluding what researchers actually found inside one popular "natural" preservative.
  3. Water and oil, with nothing holding them togetherHow to check in five seconds.
  4. A wax doing an emulsifier's jobWhy that "cream" is going to separate on you, at any price.
  5. The star ingredient hiding at the bottomOne trick tells you what's under 1%.
  6. Marketing names where real names should beAnd the phrase on a thousand bottles that means absolutely nothing.

A page from the guide

Four real labels,
pulled apart

Every ingredient list in the guide is copied word for word from a product currently for sale, with the brand name removed. Including one that's built beautifully and still oversells you.

Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea) Butter*, Carthamus Tinctorius (Safflower) Seed Oil*, Aqua & Magnesium Chloride, Citrus Reticulata (Tangerine) Oil, Cananga Odorata (Ylang Ylang) Flower Oil, Tanacetum Annuum (Blue Tansy) Flower Oil, Pogostemon Cablin (Patchouli) Oil. *Certified Organic

Water, third on the list. No emulsifier. No preservative. And the label itself is written correctly, which is what makes it worth starting with.

Why me

I learned this
the annoying way

I make bath and body products, and I've been at it since December 2020.

I started because I had a baby with eczema during Covid and had to get fluent in ingredient lists fast. Then I found out that even the essential oils everyone recommends as the safe swap set his skin off.

Everything I know came from cosmetic chemists and soapmakers rather than recipe blogs. I pH test, I follow GMP, and I use preservatives that are actually broad-spectrum in the products that need them.

I'm not going to tell you every ingredient is out to get you. Half of this guide is me talking people down.

[PLACEHOLDER — add real proof]

Olivia: one real review here. Pick one about trust or about being skeptical first, not about a specific scent. The "I was hesitant to trying tallow, but after Olivia sent a sample I was sold" one works well, or anything from the 160+ on your site.

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